The Granny brought Yz out, so Mike and I decided to go for a swim. The condominium swimming pool rules is that you have to wear a proper swimming attire like bikinis and trunks. Duh? Do you think I would wear one? I thought to hell with the rules.
Mike reminded me that someone gave me a rash guard and that I could wear that together with a nylon shorts. Maybe in the weekend we would go hit the malls to look for a pair of “bikinis” for me. haha! Anyway, when I tried it on, I was so disappointed. Even if the rash guard looked so small, it still didn’t fit me. It was so loose that maybe a hippo could still fit in.
I wore a cute underwear that I thought maybe would pass as a bikini bottom (spongebob is that you?) but I was absolutely horrified with the reflection I saw on the mirror. Forget about my panther-like stretchmarks. Que horror! My thighs are sagging. Just think, a skinny gal like me with sagging thighs? Eeww. It was unsightly, I tell you.
Maybe my fancy dream of being a model or showgirl will only come true if someone would sponsor my skin beauty treatment and whole body makeover. One would-be model said in one of Tyra Banks reality show said, “being glamorous is not really that glamorous.” Why? Because of the painful and grudging after effects of surgery here and there. No pain? No gain.
Am I ready to face all those stuff just to be beautiful and pretty? No thanks. One 3-inch 36-stitches on my lower tummy is enough. I cannot go through all the misery again. But wait. What’s this I hear about a laser instrument that could melt your unwanted fat cells without the need of surgery? Okay, maybe I could try that of Sono Bello if money to being glam permits it. ^^
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ay susyal, kay sono pala to haha, so nag aaya ka mag swim sa inyo eh kailangan pala naka swim suit, adik ka? gusto mo matakot lahat pag nakita stretch marks ko LOL
naku, eh ako, makapag sono ano ba yan? que horror ang stretch mark ko, criss cross, ahhahaha!
i can not imagine sagging thighs on you! ano yon? eh wala ka ngang kalaman-laman! wag nang pansinin ang stretch marks, less visible yan pag basa, o kaya mag night swimming kayo! hala, bili na ng bikini or tankini, kung sa tyan ang stretch marks… imbitahan mo ko jan in the future, ok – parang inimbita yung sarili eh noh?! mwah!
unglamorous ba? I doubt it..nakita kitang nakashorts and you’re ravishing marce!
mas strict pa naman sa mga condo or clubhouse. pero nice naman un nabili nyo di ba.
smile na hehehe